Lord Braxton, stop trying to get me into bed!
“I think I’m having contractions” I said to TSH, “and I’m not talking about a shortened version of the written and spoken forms of a word”.
Apr 12
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Day Spa Heaven
The menu of self indulgence also includes a multitude of massages and other delightful and relaxing gems. There are also fitness activities available but you can just ignore them.
Chickens. Daffodils. But where’s my chocolate Easter egg?
For Sweden, Easter’s all about witches. I mean what’s Easter without the resurrection of a good old pagan tradition?
The weirdest fertility advice that actually worked
At the end of the session I go in to see Dr Nie and she asks me, ‘Do you have red wine at home?’ Finally, a doctor whom asks the right questions!
How to smell like Amsterdam without having any fun
Moxa is a slow burning something or rather that looks like a cigar and smells like pot. I wish it was pot, at least that would be fun.
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Spring Fling Awakens in Light
Just when you about to slit your wrists and you can’t take it anymore, darkness turns to light and all is right with the world again. Flowers bud, the birds find their melodies again and piles of scarves and hats can be forcibly pushed back into your IKEA wardrobe.
IVF 7. Operation Sibling
I’d always thought when our baby would be conceived, that at least I would be in the room. My husband also, but only as an optional extra. I’d also always thought that the use of stirrups would come later at the delivery and not at the conception .
The day I found out I was stupid.
You can’t roll over without getting a Spot the Dog book wedged into your back, a maraca in your face or a tiny finger up your nose.
Lou Lou’s Famous Fish Sticks
Turn one of the elements on full ball, and place a teflon frying pan on it. It works better if the teflon pan only has a bit of the teflon left on it. Add a little hint of oil and then leave until it gets smoky. Check Facebook account or make international phone call at this time.
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