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Posts from the ‘Pregnancy and Parenting’ Category

I’d rather just have sex with my husband

I’d always thought when our baby would be conceived, that at least I would be in the room. My husband also, but only as an optional extra. I’d also always thought that the use of stirrups would come later at the delivery and not at the conception .

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The day I found out I was stupid.

You can’t roll over without getting a Spot the Dog book wedged into your back, a maraca in your face or a tiny finger up your nose.

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Do you enjoy walking around with your pants undone?

At week 11 I was in maternity pants and by week 14 people were giving me a seat on the tube. Questions about the number of children I was carrying arrived at week 20.

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The Crown of Fun

You should never compete with your partner for the affection of your children. I say that purely because it's a battle I'm never going to win.

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